A recap of 2020: The bizarre pandemic state of the world has led Me to a dull end of year when compared to previous ones. Some have struggled more than others, hence the limited boasting on recent posts. While some of My pets’ finances have not been effected by the impact of the virus, others have made sacrifices to serve…
While today is the first day of My birth month, the holy day is September 22. This day marks the last day of summer (or the first day of the autumn equinox). This is also the beginning of boot season, which I love. you are expected to spend hard, send tributes and tips, and lay gifts before Me. The summer…
My little slaves couldn’t wait for Me to come back, start posting vacation pictures, and update My blog. It’s a shame I won’t put up more pictures of My supreme hotness. I seriously cannot believe I have to mention AGAIN that My godaddy account still needs to be renewed. I mentioned this BEFORE I went on vacation. you boys think you can slack…
Ive been having so much fun for the start of My vacation with My lady. I had a warm Puerto Rican welcome with some HOT sex and a bowl of green. My girl sure knows how to show Me she’s missed Me. We walked around San Juan and had drinks, paid for by lezzielover. Weve also been shopping, touring the…
Another blog about ME! I will start off with how much I love My new car. It is so awesome. what’s not to love? I can drive for 400+miles before putting a mere $30 in gas. Its not that Im cheap, but I happen to care about our next generation and I try to leave the smallest carbon foot print possible. …
Last Tuesday at Lemp Mansion was a lot of fun. We had better footage…nightvision cam, and picture orbs. It felt more creepy and I got totally freaked in one of the bedrooms, which is also on video. It was a girl night that ended with a sissy call from NF. for the record, when you cry like a bitch and wimper….do it when…
[slideshow] ahh spring is in the air. Pretty polish on My pretty toes. and you smothering with Me sitting on your face. Reverse of course so your nose can sit in My ass crack. If you are lucky I will fart in your mouth. also known as a cup of chili. You freaks would love that I’m sure. I may have never said much…
yay for My new computer. That seemed like it took forever. Now I will have plenty of time to make updates, clips, and upload more pics for your viewing pleasure. I was originally going to get a haircut, but I didnt find a picture of a style I liked to show. you boys keep begging Me not to cut too much…
well the Midwest weather man was dead on when he called for 2-5 inches of snow in the same week We had 70 degree weather. the shit is bonkers. My friend really did have a white wedding in the end of March. I went out to celebrate a wedding. after the reception that I heard was trashy and weird. haha no…
I can’t wait for My camera to get here. poop on Sundays since there is no mail delivery. My new pet paid for it. That plonker wanted to replace My old camera so I could add better quality pictures to My site. You all can thank him. He cant get enough of Perfection. Beauty+arches=drain (BAD) for you, GOOD for Me. …
$50 Prove your Worth
$100 Get My Attention
$200 Serve Me
$500 Pig Roast
