My My My it seems like you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting for My new entry about the ballbust heard around the world.  I’m sure you knew how excited I was to blast some in the balls because I hate them oh so much.  LuxxuryPrincess, TheAsianGoddess, and I had a shoot with slaveandy.  It was fun to really let some aggression out on poor andy. haha he loved to show us how and where the best kicks are 😀 By the end I was done trampling him and kicking his balls Me feet smelled so much like his sweaty body that I made him clean them with his tongue.  That still didn’t satisfy Me so I went for the nut punch on the next round of ballbusting to throw him off.  New clips are coming soon.  A new fish fries hot in a pan while he waits for Me and My man to go spend his money and bury his ass in debt.  Our schedules are not meshing well and I don’t care about your stupid 3 hour drive to get here.  Think of how amazing We are and how lonely you will always be loser.  I’m getting bored with My real time slave.  He seems to only be good at laundry.  he is a lousy foot rubber, he needs too much training, and is just uninteresting anymore.  Step your game up you fluffy, hairy, absent-minded buffoon or I will drop you and keep moving like I never met you. 

In other news, this is GAY PRIDE MONTH.  Yea we have a whole month. Yes I plan to tweet about it.  In My pretty blue eyes, I see the annual parade with floats to be the best part.  I like to be in the parade also.  I have been a few years before and it was so much fun to watch the parade in the opposite order.  You not only have to watch the parade as its lining up, but you get to watch the crowd have fun too.  yay for gay.  With this being said, I don’t expect for Me or My lady fried to pay for anything this month you pervy cuckolds.  You jerk off to the thoughts of Me with another hot female in My bed, on the kitchen counter, or in the shower…either way, you’re thinking of Me.  and that is something you cannot have.  hahaha

This past weekend was the music festival at wakarusa.  It was mega-mazing!  So amazing I can hardly put it in words.  so I will try to sum it up for you.  My friend, My cousin, and I were miserable during the daytime sitting and cooking like bacon out in the mountains of Arkansas.  We were on preheat for the majority of the weekend except from the times of 11pm-5am.  And we all know that is party time.  We coerced My cousin into trying a few new things, which he loved.  It was great to see everyone having so much fun.  The ride down there seemed like it took a long time.  When we got to the site, it was very hot and We were all covered in sweat.  This led to the dip in the river, which was very clean compared to most Missouri rivers I have been to.  That was only a short cure before we had to finaggle our way to the better camping ground.  I sat in the shade across the road from our camp site with the hippie ganga lady, who had plenty of treats, coffee, and chocolate.  I’m a smoker, but I still had to try it all.  These were some serious hippies.  They would ask if I lived in 1 place for most of the year? and they traded goods and had a commie clothes store.  so basically they just travel around at music festivals and mooch or have some trade to keep going around eating drugs.  wow…I came upon a whole other culture.  There was so much silly talk including our neighbor campers (about 5 guys and 5 girls from Florida) made a language about the “wooks” and the hippie wookcrafts.  We made bait and cast it out into the street to watch people pick up a goody bag, but it was really baby powder in a baggie on a string.  I wasnt surprised by most of the wooks We caught, such as the security from the event, but the kid who couldn’t have been over 10 who picked it up for the pocket was mind-blowing. I got to see the sun come up at the festival.  the music was great of course.  Im glad I got to see Bassnectar and Skrillix.  There was so much bass on one mountain!!!  When We went to AK, we had another girl with us, but she kept disappearing and said she was in cahoots with the band.  She wasnt ready to leave when We were.  After the offer when We gave her the gypsy bag with the rest of her work in it she didn’t hop in, so we left her in AK.  Here are a few dirty feet pictures

Im looking forward to Six Flags Friday with TheAsianGoddess and LuxxuryPrincess.  I wonder if we should invite someone else too so We can have equal number riding partners.  hmmm??  Super Jam 4 is this sunday.  Someone better hurry and buy My tickets.  I have went every year to super jam, and this will be no different.  flex those wallets boys.