well this may get a little lengthy.  but I dont care. thursday I went out with My hottie tottie girlfriend.  Had a couple drinks for a friend’s bday.  We still find each other sexy enough to make out and get frisky in the bathroom stall.  “shhhh”.  you love when its a cucky night you actually get to hear about.  you drones cant wait to come back and ask intruding questions about My personal life.  humor Me.  this is about your life as an honored drone, here to seek My PerfectPeds and make Me happy. I went to st. patrick’s day parade downtown.  It was awesome.  I started My day seeing a sea of green filling the streets.  But that is nothing compared to this thursday in DOGTOWN…yes they are different.  My favorite part is the Irish dancing.  It is so cute with the curly wigs and pretty dresses.  their legs just flair about as if they are not attached to their body.  so odd.  It was beautiful weather.  I hope the same holds true for the predicted 71 degrees and sunny for thursday. I hope to find some pretty green polish for thursday…..and green hits all day to match My green beer with My toes out.  I have a sweet flask that fits perfectly into My back pocket so I dont have to bring the big one that only fits in boots.  Dont look like that.  you have two flasks too.  it takes more liquor to stay warm in the winter.  I invested in some hash sat night.  It was very nice.. made Me lose half of My night but it didnt matter becuase My computer is on her last leg. and I opted to save My brain from MDMA. so I got some beauty sleep.  I have high hopes to get My pictures off of My bitch of a computer and start over.  hoping we can part ways peacefully I feel like she will be a cuntface about it and not give Me anything. I never have easy break ups.  First the camera, now the computer. 

Whos buying My computer you ask??? well pansyass has shown some dedication while going through trials to please his Goddess.  after receiveing his tax return I shall get another tribute of course.  yay.  two weeks cant come fast enough.   so far he has been an obedient sissy.  Sending gifts and following other tasks with an instance.  He is working on quitting smoking to please Me.  I hate cigarettes.  so nasty.  Archaddict cant get enough of My sinky feet.  He has been waiting for Me to send his white socks back all sweaty and smelly.  I took them off after the gym and put them in a zipbag so I can mail them when My next set of pressies come.  Chicago is around the corner sucker.  SHOW ME THE MONEY BITCH.  thats how we do in the show Me state.  I have been in the mood to trample and Im waiting for the right desperate soul to cross My path.  I dont want a fatty that My Peds will sink into, or a scrawnie ronnie who has no cushion.  Keep that in mind when applying. 

Lemp mansion has been rescheduled.  I know you all were looking forward to that.  It is even raining tonight.  But in life things come up. oh well. stay tuned drones. In other news that Japan quake/tsunami was crazy.  so sad to see a whole country turned on its ass and in shambles…well actually they needed to be on a surf board to ride that big ass wave out.  My friend….a Jap, was telling Me…in her thick accented Jappy voice all about the quakes there and some go side to side and some up and down.  vertical ones kill most people becuase houses fall down first. her sister had to sit down because it was bouncing her all around for 8 min….not including the aftershocks.  All I picture is tiny helpless people being bounced around screaming. and always if a big quake there is  tsunami…think about it.  earth plates move, big wave on island.  they are a wealthy country already.  they wont need tons of help to recover.  Im sure it made some people think twice about that Myan calendar jazz though.  suckers.  some gullable fucks everywhere.  so glad society taught people to follow and not think for themselves.  quite comical to see them get all wound up about it.  that is another blog, another day.