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so much to celebrate

September 30, 2011 by

I will continue to celebrate the rest of the month in honor of My birthday.  You losers will too.  dont forget to send tributes and gifts from My wishlist.  Ive had the best time in the past week.  A very special birthday gift was sent My way.  My girlfriend!  Imagine My Perfect body and her tan, beautiful Puerto Rican lovliness intertwined so delicately.   Needless…

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pre BIRTHDAY celebration

September 12, 2011 by

It has been so long since My last blog update I dont know where to start.  But you losers know how it is in the summer, I just get so wrapped up in My own fun that I forget about you waaaay down there.  Here lately I have been acting a bigger brat than usual.  But its My birthday month,…

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Pre-Valentine’s Fun

February 14, 2011 by

its not hard for Me to be so amazing.  Its actually quite easy.  It’s even easier for Me to take your money so I can spend.  I know how much you love to hand your cash over to beautiful Ladies.  Your tiny dick gets hard when you think you could ever be close enough to these Perfect arches.  Some out…

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