well the Midwest weather man was dead on when he called for 2-5 inches of snow in the same week We had 70 degree weather.  the shit is bonkers. My friend really did have a white wedding in the end of March.  I went out to celebrate a wedding.  after the reception that I heard was trashy and weird.  haha no one even knew she was Jewish until the week of her wedding.  We  up going to the casino where there are no longer old school slot machines.  but the bright lights and endless happy sounds make up for that.  While Me and a lady friend were walking around a man walks up to her out of no where and says “Im not a creeper, but…..” and whispers in her ear; he was telling her how he loved her shoes (which were borrowed from the closet of PerfectPeds) and her exquisite legs.  first of all starting your introduction off with Im not a creeper is the opposite.  Same for when you start with no offense.  that means there will be offensive shit that follows. well creeper man gave her bad vibes about feet fetish I’m sure.  later her fiance was in the bathroom and overheard him telling a story about her legs in her dress and hot heels.  We left later and went to a bar that was filled with college frat cats and other useless sluts.  That led to a shot of almost every color in the rainbow.  I had to pawn Mine off once or twice.  I was already drunky.  glad I didn’t have to drive. I knew I should have went with My better judgement and wore My heels.  I just know that I turn to insta-Bitch when My feet get cold and I didnt want to get snow on My tootsies.  I got picked up in the lot of the casino at My car and dropped back off the next morning.  that’s what I like.  So you sissy losers around that like to make yourself useful, you can stuff yourself in My trunk and until I need you to park or pick Me up.  🙂

call Me what you will….I love to get My animals high.  They ask for it.  they come over and sit in front of Me when I get the chrono out or if they hear a lighter since no one smoke yucky ciggies around here they know its smoke time.  So I put the conclusion that they like it.  I don’t hold them down and force it upon them….so dont come knockin round here PETA.  God made POT and man-made beer.  let’s be serious.  that’s a no brainer.  simple for you drones.

I was thinking of getting My hair trimmed within the next couple of weeks.  Until then I am on a hunt to find a cute cut to show My stylist.  I have been letting My hair grow long again.  I know how sexy long hair is.  It’s so soft, shiney, and smells yummy.  I will be sure to post some more pictures.  I just hate that I have to get a new computer, but glad I will be able to retrieve My pictures and videos from My other one.  until next time shop My wishlist suckers!