It has been forever since Ive posted a blog since it is so easy to instantly update on social media. However, so much has happened in the past year. Let’s recap: 2022 was a whirlwind of a year for Me in My vanilla world, and we’ll leave it at that. At the end of last year footbitch started the day…
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Steamy Summer
I’ve had a rather busy start to the summer. Sweaty workouts create the perfect environment to make smelly socks, which have been selling in abundance. While the pandemic has been hard on everyone, after getting vaccinated, I felt comfortable to travel domestically. The first place I went was to the West coast to visit My favorite friend, TheAsianGoddess. My soul…
Savage Winter Weekend
Were you a lonely loser, sitting at home, feeling sorry for yourself on Valentine’s Day? Of course you were? hahahaha I was at home with My Girlfriend anticipating what was about to be the worst winter storm in the south of the US in over 40 years. We stocked up on groceries, wine, weed, propane, etc. We spent consecutive evenings…
New Year, New Beta Toys
A recap of 2020: The bizarre pandemic state of the world has led Me to a dull end of year when compared to previous ones. Some have struggled more than others, hence the limited boasting on recent posts. While some of My pets’ finances have not been effected by the impact of the virus, others have made sacrifices to serve…
Summer recap 2020
Here We are, August 2020. We can all agree this year has been a basket of surprises thus far. pandemic, bubonic plague, record shattering heat waves, and on and on. While I see some of My friends and aquantances out living there life like normal, My plans have not altered much. I am still staying home as cases in My…
Quarantine Update
Hey hand humpers. I wanted to give a little update on My blog as I will be tweeting less and using My subscription pages (such as AVN stars), and blog page more often. My webpage has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. That means you need to familiarize yourself with its greatness and utilize all of the tools that I have conveniently placed…
On Wednesday We Wear Black
My birthday was a small celebration of the autumnal equinox and awakening of My inner Vampire Queen. I got out My new bike rack (purchased by lezzilover) and rode to the “bat bridge” to watch all of the bats leave their home for dinner. I followed this up with sushi and sake. The following day I went to the beach.…
LONG overdue, but without further adieu
Recently, I had to turn down a potentail local slave. I can’t believe I have to repeat this, but if you cannot manage paying, and paying often, then you need NOT apply. However, there was one local boy who has been sending gifts and tributing for small requests (via Twitter/text) that I offer to those with less endowed wallets. Later,…
overdue update
It has been far too long since My last blog update. I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff. We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far. I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the…
texas and new hide to break in
I recently traveled to Texas for My first time. Due to My own preconceived notions, I felt I couldn’t have possibly went there without My cowgirl boots. I added them to My wish list, and just in perfect timing, Twitter admirer scooped them up right before his prime membership ran out! what a good little admirer. I was so relieved…