I’m very excited about March.  Not only is there Mardi Gras, St. Patrick’s Day, but there is a ghost adventure in My near future with the AG and others.  Yes, I’m sure there will be some smoking.  I have had far too many subbies who ask if I smoke for the simple fact I know the AsianGoddess.  what you small minded buffoons fail to realize is that I know her on a friendship level.  That is why we are going to the haunted Lemp Mansion to see if we can make it until the morning.  It is going to be scary.  I am terrified of the dark and she likes to scare people so we will see how it goes.  I had to make sure the iPad app was still in order.  We used that a time before in the basement on her loft.  Hopefully to incorporate all the participants we will have to do it twice.  yay.  I am so scared of the dark and outside or in water in the dark is the worst.  seriously, you don’t know what could be out there.  Someone once told Me it is worse to live in the city with all the lights.  the city needs all the lights because it is a scarier place.  and yes I do know that scary is not a word.  your options are scared or afraid…but I like scary and I do what I want.

I cant decide if I want to laugh or kick you in the face when you ask if I have a real job, and further comment that I shouldn’t have to work.  Well I know that , but your cheap ass just spent $20 on amazon.  I don’t give a shit what the shipping cost is.  it did not go towards the quality of My gift.  and if you were smart…which you are NOT.  you would buy My presents from the same seller.  annoying.  I have a real job, because I don’t have patience to deal with you dumb ass subbies and foot slaves with brains the size of a grape.  I can do for Myself without your lame gifts.  But I do love to get you addicted so your gifts will be better.  I like the good gifts…money included.  keep trying harder to please ME little piggies.