well st. patricks day was fun and full of shots and green beers.  the parade was awesome.  I had tons o’fun.   too many women tell Me “Your earings are cute…wanna make out later?”  so I went to bed rather early that night instead.  I didnt want a hangover in the morning or a random lady in My bed. 

 Im a little sad…My main chick is moving to arizona.  so you little subbies need to work harder to make Me smile.  that means put your needy feelings aside and shower Me with gifts and Tributes.  meanwhile I will be hooping and making you sissy bitches feel My pain.

Lemp mansion is coming soooon. yay. Tuesday in fact.  I’m getting scared the more I think about it.  seriously EVERYONE who has been there, even if only for dinner, says they have had some kind of experience.  Im not a huge ghost person.  I think things beyond humans exist yes.  And I like to spook Myself for some unknown reason.  which is wierd because I hate the dark.  But maybe there will be some pictures or clips to come out of this.  Keep your hopes up.  I like to shatter them 🙂

also I couldnt help but to laugh when I checked My voicemail, which is rare, half of them were missed calls from NF.  just couldnt get enough.  woopsie.  try again.  I will try to ignore you better.  hahah LOSER!  I have recently had a new boy come around…well hes flaky like a biscut and comes out of hiding once in a while.  He says he is scared to message Me because I intimidate him.  HMMM I couldnt imagine why someone might ponder the thought of Me intimidating them.  wait yes I can.  you dummyheads make Me giggle.  Dont ask how much for how long then say your not into financial domination.  stupid air for brains.  that doesnt make any sense now does it?

My swimming suits are motivation for the gym so keep purchasing them from My wishlist or send victoria’s secret gift cards.  swimming suit time is right around the corner.