riding the gravy train
After being back in the states for only a week, I met up with a friend for lunch and she tells Me, “You have money longer than train smoke.” Though I’d never heard someone phrase it quite like this, I had to chuckle because he was right. I get back from a 3 month tropical vacation, and I got a fat stash of green, expensive boots for the fall , and switching apartments, AGAIN. I’m like Houdini bitch; I just make money appear. I may be young, but I’ve got more cash stashed away than you have in your 401k. I do however, tend to get high stress and take it out on your wallets. I don’t stress from the lack of money or having to come up with it. I stress because I don’t like moving. Hopefully this will go as smooth as last time. Then again I didn’t have to do anything except pack and boss movers around.
So, on Monday, I decided to go to the Asian Goddess‘ pad since We were meeting for lunch that day. It just so happened My gut feeling of having to work enticed Me to bring My laptop along. And as suspected, before long there is a male creature dressed in a fairy pig costume. I knew he was anxious to spend since he had been sending Me tributes via venmo earlier in the day. First, My wanking tinklepig found Me on venmo and started loading the cash into My account. This pleased Me, but I always want more. I really love a good little bitch that will get on cam and entertain Me. he had a few different tricks up his colon meat sleeve too. the first was shooting a frozen hot dog out of his ass into a pot that was 3 feet away, but he failed miserably when he fell short of his target and shit on the floor. I was laughing so hard at this little oinker , I just had to take a video of this insanity. It will be for sale in My clips store soon. I had him drink more and more beer, but I do not believe his fat ass was getting even slightly tipsy. a porker of that caliper needed at least a 12 pack to start feeling buzzed, but I let him go on about his show. he was offering up all sorts of tricks and I picked letting him suck mayonnaise off his big black dong stuck to the bottom of previous said pot. no wonder tinklepig is so hefty; he’s licking mayonnaise off of cocks like an addicted little slut. he was desperate to redo his hot dog trick and prove he had an actual talent. this wanking swine was more than willing to plug his hairy asshole with the infamous pig tail butt plug and shake his fat ass around while wearing a pink tutu. It has been a while since I had such entertainment with such a HOT payout. Humiliation is one of My favorite fetishes. I get to let My true SAVAGE colors show. Those big amounts of cash bring a a big smile to My pretty face as they fatten My bank accounts. Fat bank accounts leads to fat lady wood. I love to make fun of you freaks and make you feel ashamed for wanting to splash your own piss on yourself while you lay on your back and kick your legs oinking like a bitch. All of that, just to get a pretty girl to pay your loser ass some attention? hahahaaa Well, it just so happens I love to shove My greedy hands into your wallet far more than I like for you to shove that frozen hot dog in your gaping asshole.