I’ve had a rather busy start to the summer. Sweaty workouts create the perfect environment to make smelly socks, which have been selling in abundance. While the pandemic has been hard on everyone, after getting vaccinated, I felt comfortable to travel domestically. The first place I went was to the West coast to visit My favorite friend, TheAsianGoddess. My soul…
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Summer recap 2020
Here We are, August 2020. We can all agree this year has been a basket of surprises thus far. pandemic, bubonic plague, record shattering heat waves, and on and on. While I see some of My friends and aquantances out living there life like normal, My plans have not altered much. I am still staying home as cases in My…
Quarantine Update
Hey hand humpers. I wanted to give a little update on My blog as I will be tweeting less and using My subscription pages (such as AVN stars), and blog page more often. My webpage has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. That means you need to familiarize yourself with its greatness and utilize all of the tools that I have conveniently placed…
Birthday celebrations in Southeast Asia
It has been far too long since My last blog update. One reason being, I was too busy being awesome in Bangkok, Thailand and Bagan, Myanmar for My birthday. The trip started with a 15 hour flight from Atlanta, GA to Seoul, South Korea. I got My first taste of Asia as I was boarding the flight. I was mesmerized…
Happy March pervs
March is already here with My favorite holiday. I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. I mean the green in your wallet. Most of you…
Im bragging…AGAIN!!!
I’ve been working on draining you boys a lot in the time I’ve been back from My vacation. Some boys have been doing well for their Goddess. With the passing of eid, I found Myself with two muslim drones at My mercy. The UK sub was begging to see My small perky tits on cleavage cam while confessing how much he hates his arranged wife’s saggy titties. I laughed …
riding the gravy train
After being back in the states for only a week, I met up with a friend for lunch and she tells Me, “You have money longer than train smoke.” Though I’d never heard someone phrase it quite like this, I had to chuckle because he was right. I get back from a 3 month tropical vacation, and I got a fat stash of green, expensive boots for the…