waka waka waka

I have been so busy lately.  My dog who the vet misled Me to think she was having a false pregnancy is actually about to birth  a litter.  FUUcccccKKK this is not in My schedule.  Puppies are like babies.  They cry and shit.  no no no no. I cannot have those little shits here.  I don’t even care about the money from it.  Get those pups outta here. and for$1500-2000 a pup is saying a lot. I REALLY hate babies. I’ve added clips to c4s and more to come.  Kinkbomb store is slowly coming along as I still have to build it, however some clips have already been added.  with this being said, I am not and will not be a slave to you freaks by spending all of My time making clips for your wanking enjoyment. 

My dirty smelly foot sniffing NF caller keeps calling Me up late at night.  Same time frame every night.  He said he would still lick My feet if I ran through a field covered in dog shit and hazardous waste….and he agreed of course.  I’m so nice to you and I shouldnt be.  Keep calling and filling My account. 

With all the severe weather around here TheAsianGoddess and LuxxuryPrincess and I  had to reschedule our ball bust meeting with slave andy.  We were all sad, but safety is always first.  I have been talking to My kickboxing coach who is so shocked I was inquiring about ‘self defense’ ballbusting.  Long story short he says accuracy is more key than power; stay midline.  He says make his balls POP.  bahahaha.  It has been rescheduled for a week from today.  I think Ill get some more practice in on My RT sub.  Im still just as excited.  I may burst before then. 

And coming in full force immediately after this lovely ball bust is WAKARUSA!!!!!!Though I am dreading the drive to Alabama,  I cannot wait.  My British bumlover bought My ticket and camping pass.  He also knows how to spoil a Lady…he gave over money for party favors too.  I cannot stress how excited I am for this event.  Its more than a concert.  check the link.  They have it all…except water.  Here comes a ton of fun crashing down upon My beautiful sweaty body.   It is hippie love all around.  Get your hula hoops out people.  =) I think it is so sexy to see women move rather sensually and sweaty with their hoops.  Here I’ll help paint an image: hot sweaty, sexy, lean, vegan hippies.  fun hair pieces. real down to earth chick with a joint stashed in her crochet side satchel.  hard nipples from being so sweaty.  They are easy to see through the tiny tube top she is donning.  gypsy shorts and barefoot.  yeaaaa.  I’m going with My cousin who’s never been to a rave and a few friends.  This is going to be an awesome weekend.  No computer, but I’ll try to get some pictures or video.  Stay tuned and keep spending.  [slideshow]