camping updates

This weekend was packed full of fun.  It started by My little foot bitch giving into his fetish again.  I love taxing his ass when he knows I am out.  If you interrupt, My time, I have no problem charging extra for My attention.  I think he likes it, since that is the only time he bothers Me is when I tweet or post I will be doing something.  I’ll keep this interesting and make this blog back towards Me.  Shots and bottomless plastic cups all night long to go with the ladies meet and greet.  Saturday was the washer tournament.  It draws such a nice crowd and always a good time, rain or shine.  Me and My blue eyed accomplice did a fine job.  The variety show consists of singing, dancing, dildo skits, and Me hula hooping. I didn’t have a costume so I just took off My pants.  I’m a crowd pleaser; what can I say?? We stopped at the spare rib inn only to receive terrible service.  I drank entirely too much that weekend.  you cuckolds would love to see some of the footage of lesbo launch.  too bad for you losers..no extra wank material.  haha

The week has been good.  It kept Me busy with shopping and helping My friend move.  I hate moving so much…I think everyone does.  The unpack is the worst, especially when dumb mindless nimwads packed it in no kind of order.  I mean there were clothes in with dishes and candles.  So she hired some boys to do the grunt work, but they are slow, sloppy, and lazy.  I shouldnt have expected them to be fast or efficient.  I mean they were getting paid.  Oh well I wasnt paying them of course.  It’s the other way around. DUH.  also My bestie that is in the hospital is doing a little better.  I have been visiting for a little each day to bring My wonderful aura around him.
I’ve found more than a few subbies that want to meet in real time….and I have discussed this.  so if you’re new and need a refresher. I do not meet with you losers in real time unless you have tributed online in some kind of way.  and it cost more to see Me in person.  My brains and foul mouth are more than you can handle online.  My physical being is priceless and you’re probably biting off more than you can chew for the loser who wants to get a brutal leather belt beat down.  So get ready to dig deep into those raggedy little pockets and fall to your fetish again loser.  hahaha. Also know your role and NEVER @message Me a convo on twitter.  If I gave any kind of shit about you Id consider following you.  Therefore if you cannot Direct Message Me you should email Me…not show the rest of twitter how much of a lonely submissive douchebag you are.
My pedi is bubble gum pink again.  I can’t get enough of it.  It looks so chick and springy.  Maybe next time I’ll listen to the polish requests that I always ask for. teehee  Some new pets have stumbled upon My irresistible site.  that’s always fun for Me.  I love new pets to brainwash and tease.  I must say I’ve never beaten a slave with a belt before but I’m ready to do some serious lashing out on him.  He needs training badly.  Poor puppy.  another who is not so new but finally grew some grapes to ask if he could worship Me in real time, but he doesn’t like to worship online.  This is acceptable as we live in the same city and I need a new subbie that is close to run My errands and well…be My bitch.  The best job any of you fucks could have.
The time has come to out you pesky losers.  Dont get flattered as this will be your only fame as you are not even worthy of the ground I walk on.  actually I was just cleaning out my YIM sooooo… fireonme1111-paul arnold is an unemployed sissy wakner.  edgrant066 who says he is a well known sub who spoiled his old mistress with amazon gifts certainly cannot go through with shelling out the cash and loves to cancel amazon orders.  that is absolute disrespect to do chargebacks you salad tossers.  LoganJames who couldn’t wait for Me to come back from camping to find out he is a bitch to his own toddler dick and couldn’t find the guts to get that wallet out.  magiccraid12 who just wants to be put to work with tedious tasks and wants to blog stalk just to say hi.  WTF??? geoffnicholson loves to suck dick for free and My least favorite cumwad is DustinMcgowan who has been hiding out like BinLadin.  That little fuck will stay in hiding only to message My friends….thats right bitch.  I know when you talk to other Dommes. Dont fuck with Me wankers.

Make sure you keep sending those secret gifts while I sleep.  those are My favorites!!!!