cinco de mayo celebration was very fun.  The day started off rather annoying as I banged My pretty head on the corner of the vent in the laundry room and within that hour My friend was pulling out the chair at the dinner table and dragged that heavy ass chair right across my little tootsies.  I hate pain on My feet as I have sensitive feet.  That lead to INSTA-BITCH! geeez make Me smoke a bowl so early to deal with dumbness.  Then came the drunks.  yeahhhh.  there were tons of them.  Any reason for people in stl to drink or party and they will make it a party.  First We went to Hacienda.  everywhere was packed full of drunkards.  My friend’s car got towed withing minutes of her parking.  then We made our way downtown to Rosalita’s to party loud enough for TheAsianGoddess to hear from Her window.  Gay bars are open latest so that was last stop.  Never a dull moment there.  To My surprise there was a drag queen show with some good looking queens. I know you girly bitches are jealous they get to prance around openly in their fishnets and heels.   I had fun dancing and drinking all night.  after migrating across the street to more bars and G O time-I was ready for drunk food drive thru.