I’ve had an unproductive week in the fetish world, however vanilla life is going great.  I like having opportunities to travel and see new things. I simply cannot hold My freaking horses!!!! the pools must open early.  The humidity here is terrible.  I just want to lay poolside (or BEACHSIDE) in a tiny bikini and soak up the sun.  It’s so relaxing.  summer is My favorite season.  It requires the least among of clothes.  I would much rather be hot than cold.  then I can have My toes out.  This opens up many more options for shoes.  Spring and summer shoes are the best with peep toes, thong sandals, caged shoes. Id like to add some flip-flops and strappy sandals to My wishlist, but I must try on My shoes first.  I have fat big toes, and the others spread when I stand up.  I don’t want My feet to grab the curb or hang ten in ANY of My shoes.   I like to switch up My polish often to match outfits or moods.  so don’t neglect My feet wishlist.  you know you want to pamper Me.

This weekend was another story.  It seems My british wonder is back.  He tried to delete Me and resist, but he came crawling back and asking for ways to make sure he can pay all his bills and spend the right amount of money on Me. Of course I charged him a financial advisory fee.  haha  this is fine, but I always want more.  He fell in love with My beautiful bum.  He caught Me off guard by wanting to lick My rosebud….which in US we call that asshole, chocolate starfish, brown eye.  rosebud is a first.  I like it.  It makes it sound so much more appealing, though tossing salad isnt My thing.

 I have attracted a new pet..Polock.  So of course he continues to mess things up.  cantgetright sounds like all of the rest of the subbies so far.  yes I like you, yes I want to serve only you, after a semilengthy list of previous dommes.  shows a little cash and then flakes out.  I’m not impressed.  This turned into quite the meeting.  He was so nervous when I showed up I thought he’d shit himself.  then says how I’m the most beautiful of the Dommes he has served in person.  On the next visit I made him give Me a key to his apartment.  BAHAHAHA what a fucking fool.  you want real time bitch—Ill show you real time.  I don’t want to rob your dumb ass, just scare you and torture you.  This is going to be fun!  I have a custom clip request, but I have been busy and I will get to them when I have the time.  you know how the story goes. [slideshow]

In other news, when I went out the other night in My hot little red dress it was definitely a win.  I was getting hit on left and right.  Th burlesque girls were hot like fire of course.  I absolutely love the pin-up girl look.  it so hot and retro.  and if you can pull it off that is oh so HOT. RAWR.  later this week I’m ready to bust some balls.  Everyone knows how much I hate balls.  they are so weird and gross.  So yea I’m excited.  My whole face lights up when I think about it.  I think Ill do it barefoot in hopes to feel little balls pop!

I want My wishlist purchased items number higher boys.  Make it happen.