June update

My Puerto Rico trip is still going great.  We’ve replaced almost everything that had been stolen at the beach.  I’m most excited My new camera is on the way!!  So I can take more pictures of well…Me of course.  What could be better than the summer in the tropics with the beach just a stroll away and My gorgeous Latina girlfriend sexing Me up all the time?  Cucks get excited when I tweet about Me getting My girfriend off back to back, then giving her a slap on that juicy bubble butt of hers and sending her off to start her day.  There is something about an endorphin fueled afterglow that makes Me want to take her again.

We always laugh at losers like you.  In fact there’s a boy next door to us who can see our balcony from his, and We always make fun of him saying how this summer is his dream come true.  A beautiful lesbian couple living next door so he can hear Our sexcapades through the open windows and watch Us kiss and rub on each other. Sometimes when We are on the balcony, We  forget about everyone else and can’t keep our hands off of each other.  Today We were naked and cuddling in the bed when we heard a loud noise outside.  We bolted to the balcony to see what it was, but he was doing the same thing.  and boy did he get a view!!!  he saw My perfect GRINGA ass in the buff.  Not only that, but as I was in shock that he saw Me, I immediately turned to run inside and gave him a full frontal view as well.  After I ran back in the house, My GF and I were giggling like school girls talking shit about how he was next door living out his dream with his hand and a bottle of lotion, stroking his lonely dick to the kinky thoughts of the UNattainable lesbian couple living next door.

My sister is coming to visit Me on this lovely island around mid July.  Make sure you dorks are around to pay for our nights out on the town.  It is going to be so fun to show her around, but I’m sure she will just want to smoke, tan her ass on the beach, and zip line.  Who will pay for our adrenaline filled day at $100 per person?  Private pictures accompany this special event.

Niteflirt calls have been amusing lately.  Sissy crissy was shopping My wishlist while on My ignore line.  This is the rare occasion that I talk to you on My ignore line.  If you want a response from Me and to hear My sexy, sensual voice, you need to pay up and call the other listings.  she even added money just to hear My Girlfriend and I giggle in the background while she was talking in her girly voice.  Ohh the comedy of a Niteflirt call while under the influence.

turkeyjerky is paying for another package of his Goddess’ trash and smelly socks.  he was so dumb the first time and got his credit card decline; therefore I declined to give him the tracking number for his international package.  and wouldn’t you know it, the package was lost in transit.  hahaaahaa.  that’s what you get.  This time he is making sure there is no funny business because he would like to be allowed the tracking number on package number 2.

I must say the messages I’ve received on fetlife and collarme are overly annoying.  It almost makes Me want to stop using those sites.  For example, among many, a 21 year old sub tries to contact Me saying his dad is a millionaire and he drives an expensive car, wants to send Me 10,000…you know the story.  I’m tired of telling you asshats that those long extensive messages do NOT impress Me.  your cash in My greedy, perfectly manicured hands impresses Me.  Then I was thinking I don’t want to let a few bad apples spoil the whole pie.  I get those messages on YIM and other sites I’m on also.  As I’m sure other Dommes do too.  when will you losers learn you are doing the opposite of getting My attention?

This is why My archaddict is one of My favorite subs.  he is not rich by any means, but he talks to Me like he is supposed to without having to be told and reprimanded.  he does the little things too like saying “yes, Ms. Katie, Your arches are the best.”  and I hear similar lines all day long.  it’s the  You and lower case i that allows a Dommes know that you know your place and have respect.   Not only that, but he only bothers Me when he has what I want.  CASH.  This is the way it is supposed to be.

New clips have been added to My clips site, and My wishlist is getting revamped as well.  Keep sending those tributes and calling My Niteflirt lines.