It has been forever since Ive posted a blog since it is so easy to instantly update on social media. However, so much has happened in the past year. Let’s recap: 2022 was a whirlwind of a year for Me in My vanilla world, and we’ll leave it at that. At the end of last year footbitch started the day…
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Summer recap 2020
Here We are, August 2020. We can all agree this year has been a basket of surprises thus far. pandemic, bubonic plague, record shattering heat waves, and on and on. While I see some of My friends and aquantances out living there life like normal, My plans have not altered much. I am still staying home as cases in My…
Happy March pervs
March is already here with My favorite holiday. I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. I mean the green in your wallet. Most of you…
vegan vegan money..
I’ve been recovering from My sexcapades that took place on Mardi Gras weekend. My girlfriend is just so hot I can’t keep My hands or My mouth off of her. now that the sheets are washed and well, the bed is still broke, but that will be fixed soon, I can update here. It was so much fun, until some dickface asked to see My…