Happy March pervs

March is already here with My favorite holiday.  I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day.  The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN.  I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish.  I mean the green in your wallet.  Most of you boys are getting your taxes back, if you haven’t already.  Nothing is hotter than you depositing your money into My accounts.  It feels good when you submit to Me, handing over your hard earned cash.  Doesn’t it??

A quick recap of February: The couch I was ranting about in My previous blog,  ended up getting sent back after it arrived 3 days late, broken, and the wrong color.  I did get a sofa that I was happy with.  I love it’s plush seating.

Soft couch for a soft ass
Soft couch for a soft ass

lezzielover, who purchased the couch, also picked up the tab for new bedding.  I cant wait for Our new bed to arrive.  The only thing I think I like about moving is getting new stuff.  LL has been on a roll this year, but Im sure it wont be long before he goes back into hiding, like always.

For his Queen
For his Queen

Lots of sexy time Valentine’s weekend.  No more than usual, as there is ALWAYS lots of sexy time in this house.  My Girlfriend and I were able to break in our new strap on from My little buttslutt.  It wasn’t the one I had My pretty eyes on, but it was a replacement for the one I recently broke.  he even purchased an additional dong.  I was pleased upon its arrival to find it had no balls.  I appreciate a slave who know how to please and pays attention to detail.  The blue heels he purchased earlier in the year got plenty of compliments in the club.  they are tall and sexy 🙂

Tall and sexy
Tall and sexy

In recent tweets, Ive mentioned My love of beans and the end product, vegan flatulence.  It received so much feedback that Im convinced I may actually do a clip.  So many males WANTING to walk behind My gassy caboose with nares wide and inhaling My GI tract’s aroma.  teehee.  smell Me later, silly perverts.

Sniff it, bitch
Sniff it, bitch