It has been far too long since My last blog update.  I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff.  We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far.  I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the luxury suites of course.  I took My Girlfriend and dogs camping and floating.  I love to be outside, but I’m not so fond of bugs.  I bet you wish it was *you* searching Our hot naked bodies for ticks.  hahaha  Keep dreaming, loser. I’d rather die of lyme disease than have you see My private lady parts.  Summer has come and gone.  I was busy outdoors. There is so much more to My life than sitting around the house waiting by My pretty Macbook for some loser to message Me.  I prefer to hear My phone chime, alerting Me while I’m out that I’ve received tribute while I’m out having fun. An adoring message after a payment is always sure to put a smile on My gorgeous face. Don’t you just love seeing Me spend your cash on My luxury lifestyle while you pay for My travels. I visited Chicago, Atlanta, and in September I went to Mexico for a week,  which was slave paid.  Then not even three moths later I took another week-long beach vacation to Puerto Rico.  I just can’t stress how much I love to spend old man money.  I spent  Southwest gift cards sent by KC slave to surprise My Girlfriend in Texas for Valentine’s Day.

With as busy as I’ve been, certainly you don’t expect Me to sit around and type up a little story for you to read and add pictures for you to jerk off too? By the way, I do occasionally look to see what you hand humpers are searching to find My site.  I can’t help but notice how many of you find My blog by searching for lesbian strap on mistress or lesbian money Domme. The things you search always seem to make Me chuckle. I bet you would love to be held down and double teamed by My hot GF and I, penetrated with a big thick strap on, with the force of My sexy ass behind it.

I’ve had quite a few inquisitions about Me and My sexy strap on.  I will only say this once.  Asking a Domme about Her strap on before you send a payment or an initial tribute is a horrible first impression.  Have you no tact?  It’s the equivalent to asking a girl to fuck before you go on a date.  Not that you would know about that either, since you are a loser who only dates your hand.  I understand strap on sessions can range widely in the fetish world and it just so happens you want to find out.  Maybe you are like My socksissy who loves to suck My strap on.  She would be more than delighted to give Me head while smelling My feet.  Watching her pretend to suck cock while she smelled a pair of My previously owned socks made her cum in her panties. It is possible you can only get off to lesbian porn and strap on happens to be your favorite.  I be you’d love for Me to let you wrap your filthy, undeserving lips around My big strap on and let Me fuck your face with it.  I like to laugh at you as you have tears streaming down your pathetic face and you’re drooling like a gross dog.

I’d decided I wanted a chastity slave. And in the blink of an eye, I became a key holder to two boys lonely cucks.  How fun is it when you pay for a sexy, dominating woman to take total control of your cock and your orgasm??  Pictures and clips of Me intoxicating your mind.  Every rise of your man meat pressing against your hard, metal cage, reminding you who owns you.  And ME pointing and laughing at you.

Tinkle pig has been trying VERY hard to make My blog.  this little loser is one of the biggest sluts around.  I granted him the honor to redo his infamous hot dog trick.  The first time he did this trick he stuffed a frozen hot dog in his butt with intentions to launch it into a pot 4 feet away only to shit on his carpet and miss the target.  This time he tried with foot long hot dog and a shorter distance.  Yet he was still a failure.  SOOOO GROSSSS!! I know, right?  I like draining his wallet while he drains his bladder right onto his wrinkled old face.  I cannot count how much money I’ve taken from this fool.

old KC boy came out of hiding with a $500 in NF tributes during the summer!  he deleted his ‘new’ account before I could get My claws in him, then showed back up at the end of the year.  he recently purchased some wish list items for Me to take on My trip to Puerto Rico including the $300 leather book bag, 3 pairs of sandals, cute sun glasses, $200 spa finder GC, $900 in Niteflirt tributes, $600 in gift cards, and $1300 in cash.

My footbitch turned cuckold came through with his usual $100 but ended up getting so worked up, craving to hear how I manipulated a high school teacher with My cute little feet, that he sent another $100.  😀  I love a weak little bitch.  So easy to manipulate.  I’ve even taken his cash on ignore cam while he sits quietly at my feet, under My desk at work.  This addicted bitch cannot get enough of My soft soles and deep arches.  Currently, he is missing out on the big size 12’s of My GF who he as a crush on while she is away for business.  This is another one who I can’t count how much cash he has coughed up.

lezzielover comes and goes.  he binges, then runs away like a little girl.  These are his mis recent contributions to his favorite dominant lesbo couple.  he couldn’t resist paying one more time to finish off 2014.  he chose to send $700 via snail mail.  what a lucky cuck he is.

My newest European slave who loves forced intox sessions and splurging on Me has the binge and purge process as well.  he swore Me off for his New Year’s resolution, then found himself messaging Me while I was on vacation in Puerto Rico the first week of January.  you silly boys make Me laugh, so weak with a huge lack of self-control.  I love degrading him, making him get drunk, and smoke lots of cigarettes.  I’m not going to lie, I do like a slave who can make Me laugh.  he has spent $200 in whole foods GC’s, $300 in spa finder GC’s, and $500 via amazon GC’s.  who wants to see boring pictures of that?  no one…moving on.

I’ll be selling some of My worn things for the next few months including these OLD, worn, and smelly ballet flats with very visible toe prints.  First person to send $100 with their shipping address wins this prize.

I’m sure I forgot a few things in the past 9 months so I’ll just leave you with a few pictures summing up what I’ve been up to.

Don’t forget that I prefer tributes in the form of cash, but if you insist on sending gift cards send to msperfectpeds@yahoo.com  We all know your hard earned cash looks better in My greedy, well manicured hands.  Presents from My Wishlist are also acceptable ways to make Me smile, but are never counted as a tribute. If you insist on buying gifts in hopes of seeing Me wearing an item or brag about how spoiled I am, keep items moving to the purchased side.  Giving to a bossy beauty and going into debt is surprisingly easy, isn’t it???  Spending on Me gives you a purpose in life.  I’ve updated My clips store….FINALLY.  The newest clip is of My Boricua GF sucking on My cute toes.  Go on and break your resolutions so I can laugh at you for letting your fetish overwhelm your will power.

If you didn’t get mentioned, it means you should be trying harder to impress Me.   Remember losers, I am Fiji water, and you are sewage.  your only purpose is to make sacrifices in your own pathetic life in order to please Me and contribute to My luxury lifestyle.