I’ve had a rather busy start to the summer. Sweaty workouts create the perfect environment to make smelly socks, which have been selling in abundance. While the pandemic has been hard on everyone, after getting vaccinated, I felt comfortable to travel domestically. The first place I went was to the West coast to visit My favorite friend, TheAsianGoddess. My soul…
A recap of 2020: The bizarre pandemic state of the world has led Me to a dull end of year when compared to previous ones. Some have struggled more than others, hence the limited boasting on recent posts. While some of My pets’ finances have not been effected by the impact of the virus, others have made sacrifices to serve…
While today is the first day of My birth month, the holy day is September 22. This day marks the last day of summer (or the first day of the autumn equinox). This is also the beginning of boot season, which I love. you are expected to spend hard, send tributes and tips, and lay gifts before Me. The summer…
Hey hand humpers. I wanted to give a little update on My blog as I will be tweeting less and using My subscription pages (such as AVN stars), and blog page more often. My webpage has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. That means you need to familiarize yourself with its greatness and utilize all of the tools that I have conveniently placed…
My birthday was a small celebration of the autumnal equinox and awakening of My inner Vampire Queen. I got out My new bike rack (purchased by lezzilover) and rode to the “bat bridge” to watch all of the bats leave their home for dinner. I followed this up with sushi and sake. The following day I went to the beach.…
It has been far too long since My last blog update. I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff. We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far. I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the…
March is already here with My favorite holiday. I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. I mean the green in your wallet. Most of you…
As you all know Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. I’m sure perverted freaks have no one to be your Valentine. Who better than to spoil than Moi?!? I expect the gifts to start rolling in with DAILY package deliveries. Make ME your Valentine and let your wallet show how much you adore Me. Remember, It is not always about who…
$50 Prove your Worth
$100 Get My Attention
$200 Serve Me
$500 Pig Roast
