Were you a lonely loser, sitting at home, feeling sorry for yourself on Valentine’s Day? Of course you were? hahahaha I was at home with My Girlfriend anticipating what was about to be the worst winter storm in the south of the US in over 40 years. We stocked up on groceries, wine, weed, propane, etc. We spent consecutive evenings…
A recap of 2020: The bizarre pandemic state of the world has led Me to a dull end of year when compared to previous ones. Some have struggled more than others, hence the limited boasting on recent posts. While some of My pets’ finances have not been effected by the impact of the virus, others have made sacrifices to serve…
Here We are, August 2020. We can all agree this year has been a basket of surprises thus far. pandemic, bubonic plague, record shattering heat waves, and on and on. While I see some of My friends and aquantances out living there life like normal, My plans have not altered much. I am still staying home as cases in My…
Hey hand humpers. I wanted to give a little update on My blog as I will be tweeting less and using My subscription pages (such as AVN stars), and blog page more often. My webpage has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. That means you need to familiarize yourself with its greatness and utilize all of the tools that I have conveniently placed…
Happy New Year and welcome to My fabulous new site. I have deep appreciation and gratitude for AmericaniDoll and the tedious webwork that was put in behind the scenes. The sleek and intuitive design makes it easy for horny boys to click and spend. One of My favorite parts is that it was created by a bad ass tech savvy woman!…
My birthday was a small celebration of the autumnal equinox and awakening of My inner Vampire Queen. I got out My new bike rack (purchased by lezzilover) and rode to the “bat bridge” to watch all of the bats leave their home for dinner. I followed this up with sushi and sake. The following day I went to the beach.…
Recently, I had to turn down a potentail local slave. I can’t believe I have to repeat this, but if you cannot manage paying, and paying often, then you need NOT apply. However, there was one local boy who has been sending gifts and tributing for small requests (via Twitter/text) that I offer to those with less endowed wallets. Later,…
It has been far too long since My last blog update. I’ll try to keep it short and only highlight the big stuff. We know I like to start My blog talking about ME, so I will give you quick rundown on the fun I’ve been having thus far. I’ve been to a major league baseball game, with tickets in the…
I recently traveled to Texas for My first time. Due to My own preconceived notions, I felt I couldn’t have possibly went there without My cowgirl boots. I added them to My wish list, and just in perfect timing, Twitter admirer scooped them up right before his prime membership ran out! what a good little admirer. I was so relieved…
I’ve finally made the time to brag about some of the presents and cash I received at the end of 2013. It seems like forever ago that I updated on My blog, but what do you expect from a busy woman?? I know how much you love the wait and love coming to My site to see if Ive updated…
$50 Prove your Worth
$100 Get My Attention
$200 Serve Me
$500 Pig Roast
