Hey hand humpers. I wanted to give a little update on My blog as I will be tweeting less and using My subscription pages (such as AVN stars), and blog page more often. My webpage has undergone MAJOR reconstruction. That means you need to familiarize yourself with its greatness and utilize all of the tools that I have conveniently placed at your fingertips. I advise you to save My site on your favorites tab; bookmark it. Now is the time to do yourself a favor during this bizarre time We are in. Click around My newly designed page. Subscribe for new a fan club. Call Me. Buy 5 clips. Send a tribute. Read older posts and get to know Me. Become obsessed with Me. As always you can send gift cards and shop My wishlist for My attention.

I, as well as the majority of the world, have been staying in as much as possible. I have been entertaining Myself with reading, mostly finishing up books I started, but hadn’t found the time to finish. I have plenty of books around My house to choose from. I have also been watching a boat load of movies. Some of them about the pandemic, some that I have added to my watchlist and never got around to watching, and I even dove into the Lord of the Rings series. Working out at home has been a drag. I seem to be lacking a bit of motivation in that realm. I switch up the routine often, be it on the treadmill, riding My bike, home workout DVD, or bodyweight exercises in My back yard. I do, however, look forward to cutting My grass now. Last, but not least; My favorite pass time is being entertained by desperate paying subs. Having a horny, mushy brain boy pay Me for My attention is ideal right now.

This month is on of My favorite months of the year. It starts off with a joke, brings on the warm spring weather, and includes a holiday mostly associated with stoners. Let’s get you high and make you do stupid things, loser.