My birthday was a small celebration of the autumnal equinox and awakening of My inner Vampire Queen. I got out My new bike rack (purchased by lezzilover) and rode to the “bat bridge” to watch all of the bats leave their home for dinner. I followed this up with sushi and sake. The following day I went to the beach.…
While Spring was welcoming most of us with snow, I was shacked up drinking hot tea and planning My next vacations. Not one, but two vacations!! First, My Lady and I will be headed to Puerto Rico the first week of June. I cannot wait to go back!! I love the people, the food, and of course la playa. Send…
March is already here with My favorite holiday. I LOVE St. Patrick’s Day. The best parts are My alcohol induced, seductive giggles, the cute little river dance girls and their curly wigs, and all the GREEN. I don’t just mean the colors that come with the luck of the irish. I mean the green in your wallet. Most of you…
It has been over a month since My last blog. I’d originally thought Id throw a little brag blog together before the holiday so it wouldn’t be so lengthy, but I got busier than I expected. I have been getting a pretty consistent stream of gifts in the mail from boys. Some new pets, and some that have been good all…
hello lovelies and losers. It has been a month since My last blog. surprise, surprise! I had better things to do, like having a great holiday with My Girlfriend. It was My first time visiting Atlanta, and I had a great time. The visit was far too short, but I was still able to make some quick cash off of…
Hello again to the Ladies and losers. I’ll start by saying I had a great birthday. I went to lunch with the AG, got presents (of coarse), and went out for a few drinks with My sister and a few friends. We had so much fun and I wore the boots My Twitter admirer got for Me. They were very…
I can’t believe it’s true, but My vacation is dwindling, and My Girlfriend and I are moving to a cute new apartment. I hate when things aren’t in order and I dont know where My things are, but while in the hectic commotion of moving, I managed to find the time to make a quick update. I’m not sure when the internet…
Hello again. It’s that time for another update on My perfect life. As you know from My lack of tweets and delayed updates, I am having so much fun on My vacation. It is hard to believe I have just 26 days left in pretty pretty Puerto Rico. There is so much to say since I havent done a blog update in what…
I’ve been recovering from My sexcapades that took place on Mardi Gras weekend. My girlfriend is just so hot I can’t keep My hands or My mouth off of her. now that the sheets are washed and well, the bed is still broke, but that will be fixed soon, I can update here. It was so much fun, until some dickface asked to see My…
I know it has been forever since My last blog update, but I have been busy with the holidays and My vacation so you can get off MY silicon balls with all of your pesky questions. you cucks and losers have been dyeing to see pictures of My girl and I on vacation, but only one of you made the cut for exclusive…
$50 Prove your Worth
$100 Get My Attention
$200 Serve Me
$500 Pig Roast
